Almost Royalty: A Romantic Comedy...Of Sorts - kindle ebook by Courtney Hamilton

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“A hilarious, scathing tale of LA life.” -- Kirkus Reviews

In a city of fame and riches, Courtney is surrounded by the constant headache that is brought on by her so called friends, relationships, and celebrity encounters. Breasts are not the only thing fake in Los Angeles. When her friend Marcie formulates an impossibly detailed rating system for acceptable men—the Los Angeles Eco-Chain of Dating—Courtney goes on a self-destructive binge that doesn’t stop until she gets thrown out of group therapy for insulting a former child actress.

Courtney does everything in her power to not become part of the stepford wives lifestyle, which includes abandoning their ivy elite degrees to pursue their dreams of marrying a man with money, and lots of it. And she certainly doesn’t want to be molded into date bait for the top rung of L.A. society. Courtney must find her own way through a city of status seekers in this hilarious social satire about dating in Los Angeles.

The L.A. Where'd You go, Bernadette? - as one of my reviewers wrote, [Almost Royalty] is a "Post-Hollywood" novel and "a really intelligent (and satirical) take on the vanity of wealth and the alienation of privilege."

“Fun-hits all the right notes, satire on a par with Maria Semple-not easy to do well” Fern Bissle