The Pool Boy's Beatitude by DJ Swykert

http://www.amazon.com/Pool-Boys-Beatitude-DJ-Swykert-ebook/dp/B00E2UW63S

What is time? A purely human construct that prevents everything from happening at once, at least that’s what my narrator Jack Joseph believes.

Dropout physicist Jack Joseph understands dark matter and the desire to find the God particle. What Jack doesn’t understand is Jack. He has a Masters degree in particle physics, an ex-wife, a sugar mama, a passion for cooking and chronic dependencies he needs to feed. He cleans pools to maintain this chaotic lifestyle. Spinning about in a Large Hadron Collider of his own making, facing a jail term, the particle known as Jack is about to collide with a particle known as Sarah.