"LITTLE BOOK OF BITCHES" An Illustrated Guide to the bitches in your life by Wendy L'Belle

KDP Free promo start date: October 25, 2012 - end date: January 22, 2013

The world is filled with Bitches.  They are everywhere.  Not only do they come in all shapes and sizes, they can be found in multiple dimensions as well as hiding in well-manicured front yards.
(Nevermind, that's my own issue.)  The shocking truth is, we are surrounded by Bitches!  What we have in common is a quality:  Bitches are themselves without apology.
We are unstoppable individuals who stand up for what we believe.  (Sometimes we sit down too, but hardly ever and only briefly to rest our feet.)

Maybe you're an anti-bitch. I don't know what that is, but maybe you are it. Perhaps you have a negative stereotype of the word "bitch" stuck in your head.
This book will liberate the word from those who've held it hostage, by showing empowered, strong, funny, unique individuals and kicking that archetypes butt.
Yes, it makes fun of bitches too but that it the point, for us to all laugh at ourselves together.

"Little Book of Bitches" contains 25 very different illustrated bitches.  What makes them worthy of the time it took me to and study their contrasting behaviors was in a completely unbiased independent
study, (conducted by me),  I proved that within each Bitch is a perfect Bitch.  I took this test myself so I know what I'm talking about.

Perhaps you are not sure what type of Bitch you are.  Maybe you are an Awesome Bitch who knows EXACTLY who she is and
loves herself without restraint, but wants to find her friends' Bitch-types in this book for the sheer pleasure of the "point-and-laugh."
I won't judge (because I can't see you.) Either way, you can thank me for improving your life:  you are reading this book instead
of another bathroom tweet.

How do I know my Volume #1 "Not-a-Self-Help-Book" will improve your life?
Well, it won't cause you global embar-ass-ment, and it won't keep you in bed with your lover, chafing away the hours, like some books I won't mention here.  
Plus it's fun to look at.  Have you seen the colors? Here you will find almost everyone you know.
(Disclaimer: Names and characters, are products of the author's imagination, any resemblance to actual people is just weird.)
If anyone is missing from this Guide it's because they are in Volume 2 and/or I haven't met them yet. Regardless, how many bitches
can you handle at once anyway?

I am hoping that by reading this book, you will find yourself here (and not draw mustaches on my artwork); that you will laugh,
relate, and feel empowered...knowing that whichever Bitch you are - you are your own Bitch.

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