Football is forever. But how about your relationship?
If you’re among the many couples
who find that neither money matters nor infidelity is the source of conflict in
your relationship, but rather good ‘ol American football, help is on the
way.
Technically, of course, football
season isn’t exactly forever, but the NFL schedule that runs from August
pre-season through the February Super Bowl can sure make it seem that way. Especially if one half of your couple
sees football as life itself, while the other thinks it resembles a BOGO sale in
Filene’s Basement.
Once upon a time, this seemed to
be a problem without resolution.
Rather like the common cold.
Nagging, teeth gritting, battling over the TV clicker, tearful statements
beginning with ‘if you loved me,’ a shot of vodka: they all seemed to make the
situation even worse.
Thank goodness, now there’s Football is for Lovers, which
explains the game of American football more painlessly than you would have
believed possible. This book not
only simplifies the apparent mayhem into the easily-grasped concept of
checkers-on-grass, but also gives you enough esoteric football tidbits to make
you sound like the smartest attendee at any football-watching
party.
But wait. There’s more. Football is for Lovers also shows
you how to use football viewing to spice up your relationship. That’s right: it raises the couple
experience from endurance to delight
for the BOGO gang, and for the ‘football is life’ brigade, from defensive
to downright jubilant. Yes, it’s
that good.
Enjoy!